What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you.

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In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch ... let's go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry. Here's a list of math jokes.

Are you a 45 degree angle, Because your perfect. we've been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled. you and i add up better than a riemann sum Free Printable to Share With Families!

What is purple and all of its offspring have been committed to institutions? What do you call small, shiny disks which are made with precision? if (year<1900) {year+=1900} document.write(year); Girl: No. What is a pirate's favorite measure on a locally compact topological group? I'd like to be your math tutor for the night; add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply! What is polite and works for the phone company? I'm good at math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply! Why do Maclaurin polynomials fit the original function so well? Almost all jokes are of the question-answer format.